I did spake, "lord, if I should buy a firebird, give me a sign"

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 05/24/2018 at 11:41 • Filed to: None

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and the lord did give a sign

I shall grow my mullet, as the lord requests

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 11:46

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Well done, good and faithful servant.

Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 11:46

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MUST ACQUIRE DONUTS

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 11:47

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Holy (insert fun word here)

Nothing > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 11:52

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Now I have “Where the streets have no name” stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 11:55

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“Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?”
“Nah, bro” *burnout noises*

MonkeePuzzle > Nothing 05/24/2018 at 11:56

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at least its a decent song :D

MonkeePuzzle > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/24/2018 at 11:57

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but, but, my friends all have porsches!

My bird IS the word > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 12:54

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Jesus drives a solar gold special edition, I am sure of it.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 13:00

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Looks like ET to me.

Matthew Horgan > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 13:48

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I expect to see a Firebird by no later than next Friday.

Die-Trying > MonkeePuzzle 05/24/2018 at 15:54

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according to the sign, DIRECT INTERPRETATION, you need to get the Indy hauler instead......